From “Call It in the Air”

Chris B’s likely too decent to tell me this. But I know he’s a relatively hairy man. And I don’t know who suggested it. Whose fetish? I know, one night, under candles, you lay him down and shaved every hair from his body. From his toes, up his legs, to his balding gray head. Your hands smoothed the lather and the razor traced every hairy nook he had.