Gunnison, Colorado

Gunnison (pop. 6,500) is in the middle of Colorado, far from anywhere. Open space exists for everyone’s pleasure—and pleasure here mostly involves killing things. God blessed the valley with elk, deer, bear, and coyotes so that we inhabitants could shoot them, mount them, and make jerky out of them. All these activities can be enjoyed more readily in tight Wranglers, which have the added benefit of highlighting the male anatomy, lest we forget just how big our balls are out West.

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