Stories
Poetry
No one tells you what it sounds like out in the streets when bullets clang.
Graphic Stories
I decided to go for the least lousy choice and have the surgery.
Poem of the Week
The purpose of all rules of piety is to extend revelation into ordinary life.
Story of the Week
Somehow, Captain Brown made himself respected in Cranford.
Poem of the Week
I am wet with circuitry. And I doubt I could ever save anyone.
iStories
The mortician who painted our girl was not a somber-suited officiant.
Story of the Week
Yup, that’s me. Dirk Fish. Funny, right? Fish who likes to fish!
Poem of the Week
On her tongue was a wick and her body was invented a nation of lice.
Story of the Week
“Are all the girls really beautiful? Is it true you make out in the showers?”
Story of the Week
Papa’s link to that pond was a matter of blood. And the delicious carp.
Nonfiction
I’m a theatrical lyricist. I would never choose to look fat in public.
Fiction
Lindy knew what happens in the dark behind shut doors: girls tell stories.
Story of the Week
“Mom, don’t you think the fucking racism is worse than my profanity?”
Cartoons
When I grow up I want to be one of the horses of the Apocalypse.
Cartoons
This book club has rules, Carolyn. Everyone HAS to read the book!
Cartoons
The financial plan works if we eat 40% of the kids before college.
Cartoons
And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will kill us.
Cartoons
Don’t worry. I’ve performed this procedure hundreds of times.
Cartoons
“Stop looking at women’s magazines and call me in the morning.”
Cartoons
He’s become insufferable since that MacArthur fellowship.
Cartoons
“I wish my father was alive to see how lazy I could really be.”
Cartoons
New cartoon from Mick Stevens: “It’s hardly worth the trouble tonight.”
Cartoons
“No, actually you are very different from the women I usually date.”
