This is humor at its best--smart social commentary, linguistically brilliant, and LOL funny. Thank you, Mr. Duffy.
Mr. Duffy, we are sorry. Your compartment rental payment is past due and we have been forced to serve eviction papers. There will be an extra charge if anything has been left behind. Although the girlfriend sounds nice - you can leave her.
- The Management
Can I be your agent?
Excellent. Enjoyed the read.