What Billy Klogphorne Told Me in Confidence That Day at the Champions Bowling Alley over Cold Schlitz Beer in Lincoln, Nebraska

My granddaughter told me
she was the fourth-grade Jacks champion
of her entire school and could hold her own
with most girls and all boys
up through sixth and if I’d like to try her
she’d clean my clock
which she couldn’t have done better
with a Brillo Pad