I'll rid the world of bad things. But first, I need to get more coffee.
The prisoners were ten ragged scarecrows wearing prison suits.
History howls for direction so I remind him how the hero was lost.
The presents you receive will not have been chosen with such care.
I sometimes forget I’m a horse. I’m also a man dressed as a horse.
“Maybe you should leave the rumba to those who know how to do it.”
Advance planning was never Hank’s strong suit, he had to leave her.
The chocolate was old, dusty white, the way chocolate gets after many years.
Since his mother’s fall, Ali had been stopping by every week to help out.
You can go from one town square to another and never fall in love.
We need the opportunity to dance with really exquisite strangers.
There were more whispered speculations about his relative sobriety.
“Even though we aren’t carrying out the deed, we are the most responsible.”
The girl marched directly up to me, glaring, and said, “You hit my dog.”
Why kill something so mild-mannered, entertaining, and sociable?
My advice can be succinctly expressed in three words: Persist, persist, persist!
My advice is to take advice with a grain of salt.
You can get anyone to sleep with you—if you want it bad enough.
Getting answers is easy. The difficult thing is knowing the right questions.
I am always hungry & wanting to have sex. This is a fact.
Betrayal was written on my face, in my eyes, and I knew it.
If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.
Up north people hunt bears using gummy bears as bait.
When I grow up I want to be one of the horses of the Apocalypse.
This book club has rules, Carolyn. Everyone HAS to read the book!
The financial plan works if we eat 40% of the kids before college.